15.4.07

Kurt Vonnegut


11. aprila 2007. umro je Kurt Vonnegut.

Njegove poslednje misli o Americi slede.

"I myself feel that our country, for whose Constitution I fought in a just war, might as well have been invaded by Martians and body snatchers. Sometimes I wish it had been. What has happened instead is that it was taken over by means of the sleaziest, low-comedy, Keystone Cops-style coup d'etat imaginable."

Ko je to ustvari preuzeo Ameriku?

"I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: `C-Students from Yale.' George W Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, a.k.a. Christians, and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities, or PPs, the medical term for smart, personable people who have no consciences."

Psihopate? Kakvi su to ljudi?

"To say somebody is a PP is to make a perfectly respectable diagnosis, like saying he or she has appendicitis or athlete's foot. ... Some people are born deaf, some are born blind or whatever. . . . These were people born without consciences, and suddenly they are taking charge of everything ... they know full well the suffering their actions may cause others, but they do not care ..."

A posledice?

"They are waging a war that is making billionaires out of millionaires, and trillionaires out of billionaires, and they own television, and they bankroll George Bush, and not because he's against gay marriage."

"So many of these heartless PPs now hold big jobs in our federal government ... have taken charge of communications and the schools, so we might as well be Poland under occupation. They might have felt that taking our country into an endless war was simply something decisive to do. ...Do this! Do that! Mobilize the reserves! Privatize the public schools! Attack Iraq! Cut health care! Tap everybody's telephone! Cut taxes on the rich! ..."

"In case you haven't noticed, we are now as feared and hated all over the world as Nazis once were. And with good reason. In case you haven't noticed, our unelected leaders have dehumanized millions and millions of human beings simply because of their religion and race. We wound 'em and kill 'em and torture 'em and imprison 'em all we want. .... In case you haven't noticed, we also dehumanized our own soldiers, not because of their religion or race, but because of their low social class. Send 'em anywhere. Make 'em do anything. ..."

Ima li nade?

"Albert Einstein and Mark Twain gave up on the human race at the end of their lives, even though Twain hadn't even seen the First World War. War is now a form of TV entertainment, and what made the First World War so particularly entertaining were two American inventions, barbed wire and the machine gun. ..."

"Like my distinct betters Einstein and Twain, I now give up on people, too. I am a veteran of the Second World War and I have to say this is not the first time I have surrendered to a pitiless war machine."

3.4.07

Brze pruge Francuske

2. aprila 2007. francuski TGV voz je postavio novi svetski rekord. Na deonici Pariz-Strazbur dostigao je brzinu od 574.8km/h.


Na šinama je od njega do sada bio brži samo japanski voz, koji ne ide po šinama. Taj je dostigao brzinu od 581km/h 2003. godine.

No, da se vratimo Francuzu:

Kad bi mu neko iz zajebancije zaokrenuo šine na gore, pri toj brzini bi voz dostigao visinu od skoro 1190 metara (3 Empire State Building-a) i trebalo bi mu više od pola minuta da padne nazad na zemlju.

Iz Subotice bi stigao do Vranja za 55 minuta, a iz Jesenice do Bitolja za 2 sata.

Koliku energiju poseduje jedan ovakav voz pri maksimalnoj brzini? Samo hiljaditi deo bombe bačene na Hirošimu, mada je i to dovoljno da skuvate 100,000 nes-kafa.

Mogu sličnu računicu da napravim i za voz Beograd-Bar preko Prijepolja, al' me nešto mrzi... :)